Have you guys heard about the new ‘high’? Drink about four cups of water in one sitting and whenever you start feeling the urge to go pee, instead of heading straight to the restroom, hold it for 60-90 minutes. Forget alcohol, forget narcotics, even forget sky diving. This is safe, it’s legal, and it’s inexpensive. Imagine a row of people squirming as if they had a long, dark secret they are just wishing they could tell you. So is this the new ‘high’ everyone’s talking about? Hardly. These same people will reach the unprecedented and unparalleled state of euphoria when the time comes to finally relieve themselves. Whoa! Bottoms up!
What a coincidence! I’m actually in the middle of experimenting with this new ‘high’ right now.
And I come to your site, and here’s a post about the new ‘high’. Crazy, no? Anyways, I’m about an hour in, and I’m bouncing in my chair. I’ll let you know what it feels like when the time finally comes…
Hehe. Release is bliss, huh? I’ll remember that next time I take a long road trip…next week.
By the way, Geva produces mostly dramatic works of various maturity levels. They’re not afraid of much from what I’ve seen.
The current show going in is ‘Doubt’ (dunno if I formatted the title correctly). They do at least one musical a year, though. They also have a couple alternate stages that get used just as frequently as the main proscenium.
I’m pretty excited about getting to see it ‘cuz I get free tickets for working on the set.
Hope all is well in the balmy South. I’m starting to miss that weather.