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So I was browsing on Facebook the other day, looking for potential groups to join. I’m only a part of three or four. I’d like to join more, but first off, the only time I think of it is when I’m on Facebook, and secondly, most of the group names are so ridiculous I would feel ridiculous joining them. Here’s a couple I came across:

I like Dating Married People
Climbed Mt. Everest and Fought the Yeti? I got the T-Shirt!
What Kind of Star Wars Blue Kool-Aid are you Drinking?
Get Me Some Bones! My Dog Doesn’t Know Karate, but He Knows Crazy!
If O.J. Didn’t do It, Then I’m Elizabeth Taylor with Wrinkles!

I certainly don’t subscribe to any of these things, and even if I did, I probably wouldn’t admit it (although I probably have more wrinkles then Elizabeth Taylor, but not as many surgeries).

What’s alarming is the amount of people who do these things, admit it, and join these groups. Could sites such as Facebook, MySpace, YouTube, and Xanga be an indictment on our culture? People with loose morals and loose tongues. I guess people forget that although you can have a separate avatar or personality online, the gap isn’t that wide. I think even Osama Bin Laden has a blog (can’t prove that, never attempted to visit his site and I don’t speak Arabic {that was a message for all you FBI watchdogs out there probing the Internet}).

Overall, I love the fact that you can blog and people worldwide can share on your thoughts and even help you out on some of them, but as for my dark secrets, I think I may start up a new website entitled ‘Guinn’s Dark Secrets’. The address, well…wouldn’t be a secret if I told you, now would it?

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