When one visits a zoo, they expect to hear the cacophonous sounds of the wildlife echoing in the canyons of steel cages and popcorn stands. The aroma of junk food mixed with the bellowing of exotic animals are surprisingly alluring for visitors who’ve come to learn more about nature.

Having worked at a zoo before, this is one sensation I can relate with. From fall 2005 to fall 2006, I did contract work for the Jackson Zoological Park, an AZA-accredited institution nestled in the community of Jackson, MS. Being employed by the education department, my job duties included writing scripts for animal shows, researching information to format the graphics for the exhibits, and traveling to various locations to perform animal shows.

Although it was a fun job, and I cared deeply for the animals, one of the things I liked about it was I could leave everything at the job. Including the wildlife sounds.

However, I have recently discovered (in a rather harsh manner), that my neighbor across the street is the proud owner of a macaw. And the macaw is proud to let everyone know that it’s there. Thankfully, the aviary creature goes inside the house at night, but during the day, you can hear it’s constant ‘cawing’. This proves to be more than just a little annoying when I’m working on my laptop or trying to take a nap.

I suppose it really isn’t any different than dogs barking or cats screeching. Those don’t seem to be bothersome at all. That’s probably because those are ordinary pets, and their sounds are now considered a given if you move into a neighborhood.

But back to the matter at hand. While I wish to be an amiable neighbor, there is only so much cawing a man can take. Suggestions, anyone?