Toilet Paper Horror

Toilet Paper Horror. There really is no other way to describe it. Toilet paper with a horror story written on it. I’ll say this for it; it’s definitely one of the more ingenious ideas I’ve seen in awhile. Usually I would elaborate, however, I see no roads for elaboration on this particular subject that would lead to any sort of sanitary talk. If you can find something profound about this, by all means enlighten me. Without further adieu, the link:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j1oHiEOixjD6ti_Pr8v56PxU1sbwD98CHSJ03

Being Prepared

Today, I walked into a room. Since I wasn’t raised in a bar, I closed the door behind me. Then it suddenly occurred to me that it was dark. A lesser degree of panic kicked in, as I begin looking for the light switch. No Free Parking The natural place to look is within a foot of the door; however, some architects seem to overlook common sense. Fortunately, it was within the proximity of where I perceived it would be. All was well.

I thought about it momentarily. How did I know where the light switch was going to be? I simply deduced that experience was the reason I knew where to look for the light switch. I went about my business.

Fast forward to the supermarket, where I overhear a lady in the checkout aisle share an anecdote over the phone. The anecdote:

I was in downtown L.A. and had to park. I didn’t realize that I would have to pay for parking. So there I was without any cash, and I had left my cards at home…

My initial questions were:

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